Posted: October 27th, 2012 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Long, Serious | 12 Comments »
I work in online high school course development. The field is at an historic moment in history: the moment just before an innovative online education company takes over the field and sets the standard for online high school education.
I’ve taken to calling this theoretical education company “the future Amazon of online education,” a phrase that often raises scoffs among people who will listen to me. Many don’t think a single company can dominate online education in the same way that Amazon dominated the book market. And when they say so, usually I just think silently to myself, That’s probably what people thought about the book market before Amazon.
But dominating the online high school education market wouldn’t be that difficult. It would just depend on an intelligently designed content management system. I’m going to describe that content management system to you now. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: May 14th, 2012 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Serious, Short | 2 Comments »
Most superhero origin stories begin with something beyond control happening to someone. A chemical spills on someone. A radioactive spider bites someone. Gamma radiation radiates someone. Someone’s genes mutate. Someone’s parents put their baby in a ship headed for Earth.
If you ever feel like something has been done to you beyond your control, use it. You are a superhero in the making.
Posted: February 9th, 2012 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Funny, Long | 4 Comments »
Rarely does a director ask, “What if I took all kinds of characters from other movies and threw them into a historical movie to see what history would be like?!!?! LOL?!”
War Horse tackles this startlingly experimental narrative landscape with aplomb!
First off: the goofy kid who was the main character. It’s Goofy from all those Disney cartoons! He rarely speaks, has a positive attitude, and he likes wearing vests. No other character in the universe could have believably given such a goofy grin while gazing at a newborn foal. Only Goofy could have pulled that off! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: January 20th, 2012 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Serious | 2 Comments »
When I was young, I thought I’d do all kinds of cool things. As things turned out, I didn’t do any of them.
But I did all kinds of cool things I didn’t expect!
Read more in my guest post on Bellesouth.
Posted: January 18th, 2012 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Serious | 2 Comments »
Here are directions for taking down my Web site:
1. Make sure SOPA and/or PIPA pass through Congress and are signed into law.
2. Complain to my hosting company by saying that someone posted copyrighted material on aarondietz.us.
3. My hosting company, Dreamhost, will be forced to shut down my Web site or else risk all kinds of nasty things the law can do to them. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: December 8th, 2011 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Other People, Serious | 2 Comments »
Let me tell you what happened.
First, we got Obama elected. We woke up the next day and everything felt nice, happy, safer, and even loving.
Then we all forgot about politics for a while. We had worked hard to get him elected. We deserved a break. The President was going to take care of us, so what the heck–we could take it easy now.
That’s what we figured.
And so for a while, we thought, “Yes we can.”
But now we’re like, “What, you meant me?”
Posted: September 13th, 2011 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Short | 4 Comments »
In writing, the well-known trick is to write what you know, but many writers get sidetracked by this and confuse what they know with what they think they should know. A writer may indeed know what it feels like to be a Russian spy posing as a Norwegian chef in the U.K. whose vital mission is to decode a message that will save the lives of countless human beings–including their secret lover.
Posted: September 6th, 2011 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Documentation, Funny, Other People | No Comments »
It’s 1993 or so. Summer. I’m working in a corn field, with Dave.
Dave says, “I hate getting a farmer’s tan.”
I say, “Then roll up your sleeves.”
He rolls up the sleeves on his t-shirt. “It’s kind of uncomfy,” he says.
“It’s an old t-shirt that you probably don’t care about. Just tear your sleeves off. That’s what I do.”
He grabs a sleeve and pulls. His shirt rips down the middle of his chest. The rest of the morning it hangs on him by one shoulder.
We come in to the shed for lunch. Our boss gives Dave a weird look.
Dave says, “Don’t ask.”
Posted: August 29th, 2011 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Long, Other People, Random | No Comments »
I’ve known Eleanor Evans of Bellesouth since 2005 through the social networking site known as MySpace and other social networking sites. Over just a few short years, she’s actually figured out how to make money at blogging, a fact I am in awe of. She was also a strong member of the Super Action Team, a group of amazing marketers and social networking gurus who volunteered to help me promote my novel, Super.
It is with great pleasure that I present an interview with Bellesouth’s industrious and brilliant creator, Eleanor Evans, in which she answers critical questions about unemployment, godliness, and how to become a paid blogger.
Aaron Dietz: When we first communicated about doing an interview you said something about pretending it’s a Barbara Walters Special, so I watched some of those to prepare. And if I may, I’d like to steal some questions from her, starting with the following:
At one point I heard that you thought you might do a show like The View. Is that true?* Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: August 18th, 2011 | Author: aarondietz | Filed under: Funny, Short | No Comments »
I invented Seattle, once.
I did! I thought it up, right down to the name.
Later, I discovered someone else thought it up before me and built the whole thing!
So I moved there to check it out. Not bad!
My idea was to have conveyor belts instead of sidewalks, but whatever. Still pretty decent.