August 25th, 2009 by aarondietz

So the other day I was outside the building where I work and I saw the guy that’s always out there, sitting on the metal railing.

And I said to myself, “That guy is always out here. That’s so weird. What does he do?”

And then he started talking to himself, and I said, “And he’s always talking to himself. That’s so strange. What a weirdo.”

August 18th, 2009 by aarondietz

When the Obama administration dumped their support of the public health care option in an effort to move the current health care plan forward, I proposed that one of the following three things must be true:

1. The USA is a nation of idiots.
2. The USA’s Senators are pets of the health care industry lobby.
3. Both of the above.

But a poll run by a conservative research organization turned up the following results: 83% of U.S. citizens favor a public health care option.

Now I think it’s down to possibility number 2.

August 16th, 2009 by aarondietz

The Obama administration feels it’s necessary to dump the public health care option in an effort to pass the current health care plan.

Perhaps instead they should just tell everyone they’ve removed the Death Panel section, the part about forcing everyone to use the government option, the bit about Soviet-style rationing, the section on cutting Medicare, and the part of the plan that allows tiny ants to control your brain like a video game.

That would make more sense to me.