November 12th, 2007 by aarondietz
My copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is 965 pages–pages I’d
rather skip–but since I really just want to find out what happened,
I’m going to finish the series. Here are the next three chapters in my
concise summary of the book, so you don’t have to read it.
Chapter 10
Harry Potter rummages around in Grimmauld Place, an old hideout of the Order of the Phoenix. He finds nothing.
Chapter 11
Harry, Ron, and Hermione continue hanging out in Grimmauld Place, doing nothing. Harry is mean to their only two visitors: Lupin and Mundungus.
Chapter 12
Harry, Ron, and Hermione actually do something, and by “something”, I mean they sneak into the Ministry of Magic’s headquarters. However, their sneaky plan takes so long that the chapter ends before anything cool happens.
November 7th, 2007 by aarondietz
My copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is 965 pages–pages I’d
rather skip–but since I really just want to find out what happened,
I’m going to finish the series. Here are the next three chapters in my
concise summary of the book, so you don’t have to read it.
Chapter 7
Harry Potter opens birthday presents, makes out with Ginny, and then makes out with a snitch left to him through Dumbledore’s will.
Chapter 8
A decidedly ordinary wedding and celebration drones on for 20 pages before an exciting message is delivered: “The ministry [of Magic] has fallen.” The chapter ends.
Chapter 9
The wedding celebration is crashed by Death Eaters, but Harry, Ron, and Hermione escape lickety-split. Harry gets a headache, for the second or third time already in this book.
November 6th, 2007 by aarondietz
…and I was wearing a Clarissa original. It’s a beautiful dress, and is a fine example of the work Clarissa does.
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I can’t recommend her enough, but I’ll quit now because anyone can see from the picture that her work is exquisite. If you’re interested in a dress, contact Clarissa here.
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November 3rd, 2007 by aarondietz
My copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is 965 pages–pages I’d rather skip–but since I really just want to find out what happened, I’m going to finish the series. Here are the next three chapters in my concise summary of the book, so you don’t have to read it.
Chapter 4
The wizards spend six pages discussing a simple plan to move Harry Potter to a safer place. Then, Harry spends nine pages crashing a motorcycle.
Chapter 5
Apparently, some wizard I can’t remember from previous Harry Potter books dies. The remaining wizards drink.
Chapter 6
Harry, Ron, and Hermione do chores.
